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Therapist: Go ahead and introduce yourselves M/B: My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entir- Therapist: Stop stop stop M/B: Hmmm Therapist: Where’s the B M/B: There’s a bee???¿¿¿ x.com/shen_the_bird/…

[bee date] Boy bee: you look nice Girl bee: thanks you too Boy bee: your knees in particular are just outstanding

Happy Halloween

Fellas, y’all have to try harder than a “you’re pretty”. The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

Just 🍑y

Happy Veterans Day dad ❤️💙🇺🇸

Trick question. I don't.

I'd like to think I'm photogenic

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If global warming isn't real, then why did Club Penguin get shut down?

I think it's safe to say my mom doesn't trust me

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Cormorant Minnesota is the place to be

When my boyfriend said he highlighted messages in a book for me, this is not what I expected