me: i need more nice clothes to wear out... i never have anything to wear and that’s why i don’t go out anymore me at the store: ooooo comfy shorts and robes to wear on my couch

All I attract is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic just say that.

friends, vodka, job... sounds fine to me

AND THE SONG OF THE YEAR GOES TO Old Dominion “One Man Band” 🤩 #ACMawards

That last note though! Carrie always leaving the world speechless 🤠 #ACMawards Carrie Underwood

So I heard Taylor Swift is coming back to her country roots tonight?! #BettyIsComing #ACMawards #Folklore

“Oh my god I have to pee” ok relatable queen Maren Morris #ACMs 😂👏🏻 #femaleartistoftheyear

me: *closes shower curtain bc it makes my bathroom look nicer* also me: realizes someone could be hiding in there ready to kill me at any moment *opens it back up*

the ticket eater at Chuck E. Cheese woulda counted them ballots already

how to tell guys you’re in a selfish stage of life where you don’t want to entertain anyone or have to compromise for someone and just want to do your own thing on your own schedule... but without sounding selfish?? lmao please let me know

YOUR LARGE SENIOR WORLD CHAMPION #CheerWorlds21 🥇- The Stingray All Stars Orange

LARGE SENIOR 6 FINAL RESULTS #CheerWorlds2021 🌎 WORLD CHAMPIONS 🥇 STINGRAY ALL STARS ORANGE

9️⃣

My baby girl is a WORLD CHAMP!!!

ROLL TIDE ROLL 😤

i’m happy my uga fan friends get to experience the happiness of winning that i got to experience all these years :’)) it’s only fair

Ten.

I said what I said #10