Please sign my petition to make all post-pandemic years begin in March, so that it is easier to shorthand this experience.

I am so horribly disappointed by all the artists sinking their teeth into NFTs right now. It's like that social experiment with the marshmallow, except that eating the marshmallow will eventually speed up the explosion of the planet.

Just joined Clubhouse. All of these rooms appear to be about self-improvement. Where are all the fart noise rooms?

I’m getting a ton of emails from people offering to help me with SEO for my website, so I’m doing something right or very wrong.

No one knows whose turn to talk it is anymore. Covid put us back in kindergarten.

a sitcom where all the characters go to therapy regularly and nothing happens

Hi Twitter! I’m speaking on a panel tomorrow as part of FanFaire NYC. Laura Miller, Mimi Chao and I will be answering student questions on being a professional illustrator. How to watch: FB: facebook.com/13991770998535… YT: youtube.com/watch?v=5dxH2j… TW: twitch.tv/FanfaireNYC

Say what you will about dog shows, but these breeders truly honor Jim Henson's creature design aesthetic.

Artists just want an app where we can post images, and then see the images our friends post in the order they posted them It's a pretty basic concept

Christoph Niemann talks about drawing trees kind of like I do but better newyorker.com/culture/cover-…

I live by the water now. Polling here for potential changes to affectation and personality.

me after i wake up & read the news youtu.be/CqqsL0EqASM?t=…

Some think-piece 15 years ago: “We live in a post-irony world.” Twitter: *spontaneously forms out of nothing*

A farewell from Brooklyn Draw Jam: mailchi.mp/8b9f41dd65c4/b…]

PSA: Never have so much coffee that you come to and find yourself responding to troll’s comments on other people’s posts.

came back t twtter to makea drmatic exit but dont car enough to write a cleverer tweet than thi

Notes from the last couple years of being not here: - Parenting well is hard but rewarding (and also it's not about you) - Brains are weird - The wind through the trees, the dappling of the light - Capitalism failed - ACTIVATE YOUR CORE DAMNIT - Social media bad Thanks bye

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