Good luck everybody. You have worked so hard. Back to work tomorrow! #madeinkingston

Thank you @VirginTrains for the free upgrade, but I must say, the complimentary egg and cress sandwich was rather dry! JW

Aside from a few who don't understand professional decorum, my talk on the benefits of burning fossil fuels at Fairbanks went very well. JW

"Inform - extend - advance - transmit - build - synergy" a mantra I live by. JW

Back on British soil, jet lagged, but going straight to the office to crunch numbers for the #AutumnStatement. JW

Invest, improve, innovate. JW

Just had to have a very serious conversation with one of my staff at the Luton office. Maternity leave is unpaid, YOU are no exception. JW

Pleased to announce that I've been asked to do a talk with Shell Stations UK on how fracking could push the UK up to 3rd richest nation. JW

What ever happened to a stiff upper lip and hard work? These mollycoddled, left wing, nuts expect everything to be handed to them. Shameful.

I'm sorry if I appear mean but it's difficult to please people and my accountant at the same time. #cashcomesfirst

Sanctions need to be put in place to ensure the trading of ivory is legal. My ancestors built their entire fortune from the ivory trade. JW

كاااان ياما كان شارع فيه شجر على امتداده ... ولكن ! طيب أزيلوا الجذوع لإخفاء أثر "الجريمة" !

If you think I can't tell the difference between the roe of a lumpfish and a sturgeon then you have another thing coming. I ordered caviar!

After two gruelling months of silence the Supreme Court has over ruled the super injunction which was preventing me from releasing the...

...details regarding my multi-million pound fracking plan throughout Kent and spanning to Dorchester. PR release coming soon.

I would also like to extend a public apology to the 38 staff I had to let go over the past few months, without redundancy pay.

Supposed to have cut out meat for lent but I've been gobbling up an intern every other day. Hard work is my weapon, success is my slave. JW

2 interns for breakfast and looks like I'll be having the MD of one of my smaller enterprises for lunch. Incompetence IS NOT tolerated. JW