I lick my plate when you're not looking

Zynga Hires a New Executive to Lead Online Gambling Ambitions -by triciad dthin.gs/OwpvCy

WOW!! I'mCatchin This Shit Anyway Muthaphuqa! Interfere w/ dese Nuts!

Whale bacon & spicy mustard instagr.am/p/RJQgjvSTT3/

"Fans" tweeting homophobic comments after the NLCS do not reflect the sportsmanship of Cardinal Nation. #fgs

Mom thinks I'm at college but I'm not lol giants parade

New Devils Lake record walleye caught by Marlin Ingebretson of Mayville. 13 pounds, 15.5 ounces.

five dry heaves and my dishes are halfway finished

Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop.

When I walk around the Mission I feel like I've known every person here at one point in my life, but I have no idea how. #SF

My youngest daughter, @KarleeAyleah attended her first Prom last night. #timeflies

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bruce hornsby was sampled by a good rapper once

When getting a pedicure, I think of smegma o_O

No man was ever wise by chance. -Seneca

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