We like our wieners big. Natalie Miller billy ray virus cantaloupe conniseur

Reading smells like cauliflower cheese

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My friend switched his desk so I could have a book-rack footrest. I didn't even ask. Hands down, nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

He's the guncle. They're the crazy aunt and mom. Him? Oh he's the dog that won't stop humping stuffed animals.

The number of sluts dressed as cats today is too damn high. #HowOriginal

If you smell good there is a 126% chance that I will smell you without warning whether I know you or not.

This will make you feel old. Bruno Mars was born in 2011. #truefact

oh of course dave's belting out 'let it go' now in the laundry room WEREN'T SO BRAVE IN THE THEATER WERE YOU DAVID

Better late than never! Disney-Pixar is making Incredibles 2!!! Over ten years since the first movie but that's okay.