These hornets got jacked for the gyms being closed. Step away for two months and we got bees the size of a thick expo marker!

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My plans: 2020:

*winter* Ohio resident: God I just wish we could have some nice weather! *Summer* Same Ohio resident: God it’s too hot!

If you drive windows up in the summer, we can just take seperate cars

Pierogis = Potato Dumplings

All these famous tik tok people bout to feel like the stars of vine real quick...

Anakin Aang 🤝 Anger towards sand people

I’m a little embarrassed to say this but... I went almost 20 years of my life without knowing Owen Wilson was the voice of lighting McQueen

Finding out Andrew Garfield and Toby Maguire will be in spider man 3 with Tom Holland is the best news of 2020

Beartrayal...

That awkward period of time, where you and the subway worker stare at each other in silence while you both wait for your sandwich to finishing toasting... you know, that situation...

it’s crazy being a browns fan right now. we don’t have a draft pick in the top 10 this year, we don’t need to change the coaching staff, don’t need to worry about our QB, and the best thing.... WE IN THE PLAYOFFS

Me: “So the pitch is, we remake the dark knight trilogy shot for shot, but there’s a twist... every character has thick Chicago accents!” Warner bros: ..... DC: ......

idk how I’m gonna be able to choose between soup or bowl tonight

The tragic story of how a small time business owner fails to capitalize on an emerging market trend thereby forgoing the ground floor opportunity to make money by 1.) selling grapes to the duck (profit) &or 2.) killing the duck to be sold in a fresh new lemonade flavor (profit)

I’ve been seeing a lot of bikes lately… come back?

Best team in Ohio AND Indiana

What am I doing