As the great Dan Rather would say: "Steady." No truer words have been spoken and are right now a Balm in Gilead.

Was going to bed right after ball drop in NYC but I wanna see Bill Weir’s new tat! #CNNNYE

This HAS to be the biggest ratings share Nickelodeon has had in years, right?! #nflonnick

“We lead not by the example of our power, but by the power of our example”

I’ve found myself reading more during this pandemic and winter. About to crack open a new book... review coming shortly! 😆

I tested positive for ‘rona November 30th. I still can’t taste coffee and there are still some days I’m just wiped and can’t function. What’s Up With That?!

Got the new whip.

Dreamt last night that I was hired to haul Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter throughout CR for a week while they did a show here… we got in a drag race with Jay Leno on Hwy 100 at some point… WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN??!?

Hi. New to the NBA here (well… since the Bulls three-peat in the 90s) We’re all cheering for the Milwaukee Bucks right?

Just got the call, I’ll be in the starting lineup for the Cubs tomorrow. They asked if I could bring a couple of friends…

Well it looks like I’m back in the running to host Jeopardy!…

As an adult, I shouldn’t be as excited about a new Kwik Trip being built 4 minutes closer to my house than the existing one at Wilson & Wiley, but here we are. 4 minutes!!

These Nittany Lions are dropping faster than Urban Meyer’s morals at a dance party. Sheesh.

Hey at least we won the toss.

You guys, I’m starting to think FOX doesn’t like Iowa and they are seeming to favor Michigan.

Bob Stoops has certainly mastered the “Why am I sharing a desk with THESE effing clowns” face. Kudos, Coach.

20 bucks says Brian Ferentz runs out during the Dr Pepper halftime game and tells them to punt instead of throw

You guys!! I have found the perfect sign. It now hangs above my front door. Just over here making this house a home. 😆

Onto the Championship!! Wouldn’t it be sweet if we won both the Men’s AND Women’s Big Ten tourney…

Wtf?! The National Anthem is NOT a Dixieland Rag. It’s a hymn. Not a goddamned spectacle. Wow.