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Why is my feed filled entirely with posts from people I do not follow? What’s the point of following anyone?

I can’t believe today has the AUDACITY to not be Friday.

Should be called Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

The fact that Paid, Played, Shade, and Filleted rhyme but not Said or Plaid.

I have yet to find even one escalator that escalates quickly.

#boattothroat

Isn’t “pay it forward” in a drive thru technically a “pay it backward?”

Can we get a second opinion from Abercrombie?

Bring one back

Plural of corn on the cob

Headline from newspaper in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. The story is dated Friday, August 14, 2001. The books took place between 1991 and 1998, but this changes everything. In the epilogue, “19 years later” would mean 2027, not 2017 like we all thought.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT HE IS

So… just a thought Can’t Carbs give his amazing 2nd intermission speeches BEFORE the game starts? I love drama and theatrics just as much as the next guy, but it seems like a decent solution. #ALLCAPS

The caps are making the playoffs with a -27 goal differential on the power of friendship and chicken parmesan

S̶h̶o̶w̶OVERTIME CELLY SZN 🎬

🦅 🍝

#ALLCAPS

“For sure”

Ethen Frank needs only 892 goals to tie Wayne Gretzky. #ALLCAPS