When you’re talking about 80s first basemen, I’m gonna be that guy in the room who says “Hey, Kent Hrbek was pretty fucking good.”

Heck of a trio⚾️ Brunansky, Kirby, & HrBek

Tonight’s screening: Back To The Future. Figured my 6 and 3 year old needed a better appreciation of DeLoreans, Plutonium, Michael J. Fox.

Just dropped my wife at the grocery store where she’s evidently going to rob the joint.

Today we are going back to 2004 and the West Region Defensive Player of the Year! Learn more about why Jordan Talge chose to come to Concordia and play for the Cobbs! #WhyD3 #RollCobbs #TogetherWeWill

“Who's the short, fat guy?" "Oh, you mean the guy who just went 4-for-5 and robbed a homer in center field? That's Kirby Puckett, dude."

Highest career batting average of any right-handed batter whose career began after World War II.

Perfect Uniform

This one hits home, especially on commercial shoots.

Kirby...nuff said.

When you’re talking about 80s first basemen, I’m gonna be that guy in the room who says “Hey, Kent Hrbek was pretty fucking good.”

Kent Hrbek with those sweet #MNTwins  stirrups back in 1984.

"Who's the short, fat guy?" "Oh, you mean the guy who just went 4-for-5 and robbed a homer in center field? That's Kirby Puckett, dude."

After high school, Kirby Puckett got a good job at a local Ford plant, installing carpeting in Thunderbirds. After unexpectedly losing that job, however, he attended a free agent tryout in Chicago, and was offered a scholarship to play college baseball. twinsalmanac.com/kirbypuckett/

There’s no way you can watch the next 20 seconds and not immediately be at least 500% more ready to go do something fucking awesome.

Super Sky Point to Bud Grant, who led the Vikings to four NFC championships during the 70s. Criticized at the time for never winning the “big one,” he endured till the ripe old age of 95 and earned the love and respect of an entire state. That’s an even greater legacy. #RIP

I preferred it when football coaches looked like they knew who killed Kennedy. “Fran, it’s 3rd and 10. Let’s go deep with a corner route. It was the Cubans. Johnson knew.” “What?” “Corner route, let’s go.”

Greatest moment of Kurt Russell’s illustrious career and that’s a hill I’ll die on.

Highest career average of any right-handed batter since World War II.

Dear americanair, paraphrasing Harry Dunne “just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber” sadly you never redeem yourself