Hermit the frog (@jretcon) 's Twitter Profile
Hermit the frog

@jretcon

Anti-microwave extremist

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calendar_today08-02-2018 05:45:12

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AG (@aghamilton29) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This happened on Monday. The same guy was arrested the previous Thursday for stabbing his own mom, but was released (ROR) Saturday because of the insane bail rules in NYC. The same rules that Mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani wants to double down on. Best of luck, NYC.

RPG Enjoyer 🐉 (@basedrpg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“What’s this prisoner doing here? This cell is supposed to be off limits!” “The usual mixup with the watch, I…” “Stand back, prisoner!”

cum. (@pandasandvidya) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lost hope of quality due to the appearance that the entire thing is animated in Flash circa 2005 and doesn't appear to follow any of the animation rules the original run had.

FLEXjs (@flexjss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A flag? Are you phukking kidding me??? I had 2 cars stolen from my driveway in 2024. Police did not even show up to my house, let alone do anything like this. Everything is backwards in Canada. Anarcho Tyranny in full effect.

Aleph (@woke8yearold) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is actually a ZIRP. A lot of zoomers grew up in the age of venture capital money subsidizing services like DoorDash so their expectations became fixed and they went berserk when reality returned

Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Supreme Court to take up case against Colorado school district who tried to transition a girl behind her parents’ backs by convincing her to join a secret art club which was really a gender s*xuality club and urged her not to tell her parents This is HUGE

BENZO-KAZOOIE (@benzotooie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me, on the phone at a concert, yelling over the music: YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE FOREST TEMPLE. THE FOREST TEMPLE! DO YOU HAVE THE HOOKSHOT YET? OK GO TO THE CEMETERY IN KAKARIKO AND LOOK FOR DAMPÉ’S GRAVE. YOU GOTTA GO IN AND RACE HIM FOR IT.