Me moving to Portland

Big news for the obnoxious community (me)

Meet Barbie she’s everything. He’s just Ken.

Why can I never remember anything on my to-do list but I can always remember Elle Woods got a 179 on her LSATs?

Lol at me really wanting a job at @firstrepublic like less than a year ago.

It’s giving 🤡🤡🤡

Ya absolutely love to see it

Good stuff coming from @BeTheMatch !

Putting in my PTO

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Hey siri show me restaurants that can deliver 6 margaritas to me right now

JERRY SEINFELD: She didn’t like or retweet it? GEORGE COSTANZA: She said her rate limit was exceeded. JERRY SEINFELD: Her rate limit was exceeded? GEORGE COSTANZA: Her rate limit was exceeded, Jerry.

Me @ all the Barbie movie premier pics

We're doing God's work over here.

math... $7.39 > $1.75 1-way 🚍🚊 $7.39 > $3.50 RT 🚍🚊 $7.39 > $5 daily 🚍🚉

happy birthday to our bestie Gromit!!!