Ok kind of feels like that guy finally ate the dog shit and they didn’t tell us

Not flat enough

Great looking dog. Congrats to the McCarthys

Guys, I’m starting to think the podcasters running the FBI weren’t hired based off of merit

When your kindergartner brings home an art project to you.

Sargent Slaughter head ass

This guy looks like if you asked AI to draw the manger of the SF Giants

houston: as you may know, there's an important election going on *right now* to fill a seat in congress. this is a big deal. if you live in district 18, the governor has deliberately denied you representation in congress since march. now is your chance to vote. here's some info🧵

Team snow monkey

Drake the Ted Cruz of the Blue Jays

Hitler and Limbaugh:

8-10 year rebuild

Never, ever doubt Democrats’ ability to fold in the face of absolutely nothing

Surely Abbott will be able to help Texans if he gets a fourth term, right?

Greg Abbott Ken Paxton and Dan Patrick mad as hell right now

Rising Star

Those same Republicans in 2028

60 Minutes out here running segments on CHESS BOXING because they are running out of things to report on that might huwt someone’s wittle feewings and get them sued

Current situation at the Mexico border according to Scott Bessent.

Myles Garrett on the 2025 Cleveland Browns