Why not just sub in a bottle of bleach, the audacity

So proud of these boys & all they’ve done for our country. We don’t deserve their brilliance. They fought for school meals, kneeled against racism, wore the rainbow with pride & even rode a unicorn!! They are our present & future & they made England united ❤️🤍 #EURO2020

I’m lucky enough to share a birthday with the great city of Detroit and this beautiful watch is a very appropriate and wonderful present

I don’t really believe in signs from the universe but this morning, as we packed up the moving van to finally leave London behind, our neighbour was stood in his front yard pissing on his bins. Lewisham, it’s been real.

Anyone have any good opinions on beginner’s bourbon (say, under £30 a bottle)? Bulleit, Wild Turkey, Maker’s Mark, Four Roses… what’s worth picking up? @BookshopRob, this is your thing, right?

I found out today that apparently “smoothie seltzers” are a thing (this isn’t mine, I hasten to add).

Not in Lewisham any more

First ever trip to the Abbey to watch the mighty Cambridge United FC. Right next to the action!

🌔🦋Space Moth🦋🌖 is out this Thursday from 1CC Games and Chorus Worldwide and I have one *EU* code to 🎁give away🎁 Simply RT this Tweet and comment with your favourite (or least hated) bug🐞 and I'll choose a random winner on Thursday. Good luck! #shmup #NintendoSwitch

On a plane for the first time in a few years. m.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64Ca…

Facebook Marketplace is unhinged

Currently stuck on a train in the middle of nowhere and a guy asked the train manager if he was allowed to get out here since it’s closer to his house than the next station. Unbelievable optimism, I can’t help but admire it.

Beer question for people: if you had one evening in Vienna, is there a good place to go for beer? Hoping for traditional beer hall (with Vienna lager?) if it exists, but not sure what the culture there is.