a pint in the beer garden an a lass that doesn’t get their tuna tin out on the internet

😂😂😂😂 Fuckinhell 😂😂😂😂

birthday. wanted lie in. woke to kids creepin in bedroom at 7 bells. want to give is present. told them a good present would be if they were never born. tears stream. calm em down. open present. another best dad mug. 3 of them now. fuckin shit. kids don’t know is. just want a bag

😂😂😂😂😂

ufc night. just in phils. few bags. nowt daft. his lass playing up. tells me am disrespectful for sniffing off the bairns high chair. tell her she disrespectful for piping up to me. phil stays out of it. sense a repeat of the weekend away at caravan incoming. not in fuckin mood.

Few of the pavilion lads out early on a Sunday running the miles4men Class lads enjoy a few now🍺

ex back in dms. shock. can’t stay away. am a stud. she still with her new lad. sneaky links. on facetime. hear her lad in back. ponderin on what to have for dinner. i shout am having your lasses minge. her face drops. he rushes over. facetime ends. hopefully caused trouble. mug.

🔴🔵Return Of The Premier League🔴🔵 The Premier League is back and we have all the action Live on the big screens at the Pavilion Bar. It all kicks off tonight as Crystal Palace face Arsenal in an 8 o clock Kick Off, get yourself down and enjoy the action with a pint #thepav

match day. rise an shine. sun beamin on the north east. ready for any trouble that comes my way. been boxin self in mirror for last 20 mins. lookin sharp. danger for any away fan. will prey on weak fans that want no trouble. ensure high win loss ratio. can’t wait. good vibes only

This is the worst thing that’s happened to Christian Eriksen, and that’s saying something.

Pavilion bar 2 - 0 Victory Club FC ⚽️⚽️Connor Hudson Motm Harry gray Good to get the season off to a win with a good display from the lads against a strong side in the league this year.

Twitter is unrivalled.

god is real x.com/9ndy_/status/1…

Terry calling Koulibaly to get his #26 shirt back

What a fucking free kick that is

Yes. Jadon Sancho did send me for a hot-dog before he scored, but I really thought Virgil Van Dijk should have done better.

If Trent couldn’t ping a ball he would be playing for st.Francis