Finished listening to The 23 Greatest Solo Piano Works (Unabridged) by The Great C.... Try #Audible and get it free: audible.co.uk/pd?asin=B00F53…

Why was David Budd steering Nadia (the suicide bomber) to say she recognised the photo of Tahir (PR) #bodyguard

Most exciting day in Merton for years - free #wheeliebins from merton_council. Not so smug about lowest council tax in the country now are you wandsworth_council @ London Borough of Merton instagram.com/p/Bod0Ob0hRmr/…

Remember the feeling of toes-in-grass when staring at this at 9am tomorrow #glastofest #glastonbury #timeforchai #F5 instagram.com/p/BomYn0fhIh3/…

Mission control #glastonbury #F5

Not going very well, but all part of the #glastonbury experience, and I do have a sandwich #thissitecantbereached instagram.com/p/BooAPu9Bb2r/…

Sorry Lewis & Sam, not our year ☹️😢😿 #glastonburyfestivalsoldout instagram.com/p/BooCvnsBDvU/…

Words fail me. This is the Woolsey Fire approaching Malibu as people desparately are trying to evacuate on PCH.

What's going on at #putneystation Helicopter in sky now too

Welsh, could do better at #rugby, but damn they can sing #BBCProms

I'm all for unity in government, but not sure that means excluding men? Aren't men also allowed to reach out to those they disagree with?

We're not going to Grass up the special guest at the Pilton Party, but we're pretty sure they'll be Super.

Ne me quitte pas #ninasimone #proms ❤️

Woops. First day it feels like I should be wearing winter gloves on the bike.

Drinks delivery - YES - all that upbringing pays off!!

Top tip. When jostling to the front of a crowd, onto a bus or to the bar, take tiny Penguin Steps. Big steps need a lot of space to move into - rapid little steps keep you bunched up, blocking someone moving in 🐧🤣🚆 #commuting

The Views Behind Terrorism: The case of the supposedly reformed terrorist who killed people… goo.gl/fb/DbnFC8

Strange how last week I was telling Pret I was eating-in, for Rishi 1/2 price, but taking out. This week I'm saying take-out, to avoid VAT, but eating in

What's happening - Inspector Clouseau is trying to put the snooker cue away #ashotinthedark

Queen Live at Wembley, or Call the Midwife 🤷‍♂️