The greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing people he didn't exist...

Help Identify This Scumbag. The guy in the pink shorts watched as his two young sons chased a mother sheep over a cliff near Porth Joke today. When a couple of passers-by objected, he threatened to throw them over the cliff too. Nice chap, bears the legend "Made in England

ESPECIALLY if it could send entitled people to prison.

Because he has more class in his little finger than that Orange Shitgibbon could ever dream of...

For all those reasons...

How is that even a question?

Morning, everyone...

This explains a lot...

Richard Burton ~ The Longest Day

Real life version of The 14 1/2 lb Budgie... Rachael Baron

An older white man, about my age, flanked by two middle-aged women, (who all appear to have just come from church), knocked on my door just before noon today and asked if I would sign a petition in support of Missouri public schools teaching the Bible. I assume it was some sort

Battenberg...?

Do you want my account details for the transfer...?

After about 45 years, I think I'm finally getting the hang of 'customer service'

Think he might have a point...

...and then there was the vicar who lost his glasses and stole the verger's so he could conduct the prayer meeting. Making him... Wait for it ...a Stealy-eyed Missal Man

All I'm seeing...

Rehab...?