“It was a million to one shot Doc” - Spencer Strider #phillies

A Pfaadt is what we call flatulence in Rhode Island FYI #Phillies

Just a friendly reminder to check the toilet paper status before you take a big dump in, say the philly train station for instance or whatever

THE FRANCHISE.

Both Philadelphia 76ers and Philadelphia Eagles are 8-1✨✨✨

57 just got 86’d #eagles

Spend NYE with @wporchestra, an Avant village folk brass band since 2006, and power funk group Johnny Showcase, live at @undrgroundarts on Sunday December 31! #philadelphia loudie.com/shows/2866796

Woof that Wonka is a garbage movie

Honestly at this point I’d rather watch Don Henley’s #Eagles than this current team

These yips don’t lie 🦅 #BirdGang

.Wawa it’s 2024 and I still have the best #hoagiefest jingle ever right here for ya! I’m in philly get at me!

All these new @mlb jerseys look like ballpark giveaways #fanatics

DISSTRACKTION

Did @RepMattGaetz Venmo a teenager for his Botox too, cuz it looks like a child did it

So glad Miss Michelle Buteau is getting that Amazon munny. As my mom would say “She’s so friggin great”

So much has been said about the Pitt/Phl series, but Pit/TX ain’t nothing to POOT at

Boy Solar Heavy really wants me to listen to their music

Get ready to party like it’s 1999! Celebrate the 40th Anniversary of Prince’s 'Purple Rain' featuring Johnny Showcase with an elite cast of Philly musicians & special guests on 11/7 💜👑 On Sale Now 🎟 tixr.com/pr/social/1174…

artists: i know we feel a bit defeated right now, but trust — the world needs music *now* more than ever. write. play. sing. arrange. produce. do it ferociously. with your whole heart. dive in. now is the time to work.

Ball is in your court, Wawa