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DEAR MANCHESTER, COME AND LISTEN TO COOL POETRY AND BE CHANGED FOREVER! I AM VERY EXCITED. LOVE FROM SARAH x

Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.

I’M FULL OF JOY TO BE ONE OF THE POETS COMMISSIONED TO RESPOND TO PAINTER NOAH DAVIS’ WORK AT THE Barbican Centre WITH CLAUDIA RANKINE. I’VE FOUND SUCH KINSHIP WITH NOAH’S WORK, ESPECIALLY IN HOW HE SHOWED THE MAJESTIC IN OUR EVERYDAY. HIS ART MOVES ME. THIS IS AN HONOUR.

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Recent oil commission: Goose the hamster in all his Chappell Roan, Pink Pony finery for the fabulous SARAH MCCREADIE

Something nice about this. No fucking around; no 'SuperBus First Customer WiFi Comp'. You're on the bus? You want WiFi? Bus WiFi, click it dickhead. It won't work though. Of course not, you're on the bus.

Thinking of starting a hotel chain where everyone gets a scratch card in their room. I think this idea is worth £1 billion.

What Rachel Reeves's Spring Statment actually means for you

It’s quite simply the best sounding sequence ever, bar none youtu.be/iRmRGP9hzy8?si…

Just got one of them nasty tiny little cuts that I just KNOW would have killed me eventually in medieval times.

RETWEET if you stand with Hegel against Hegel!

omw to the rejection mines...

Literary critic here. The only political work of literature is actually Dracula, which is an allegory for capitalism. All of the others are autonomous aesthetic objects

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Every other academic is still as smart, it's just me bringing the average down. I'm not sorry

CYMRU EWRO 2025 POET MY DREAM SEE YOU IN SWITZERLAND! literaturewales.org/lw-news/sarah-…

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Dare I say Robert Wun is the best “new” couturier? He has been consistenly hitting the mark and giving us elaborate, creative and thoughtful Couture collections. Top of the class!!