Hi KLM, how do I get someone to reply about over €2000 in compensation due for a bag you lost and still have not returned to the owner? Because you're ignoring messages about it on every platform...

Eddie Jones has a strong track record and is a proven long-term tactician, especially when it comes to World Cups. Right decision by England to sack him less than a year out from the WC?

It's been 3 months since Floor left us. I miss her every single day, but fighting on is what she'd want. The kids are unbelievably, and cancer is a dickhead

#Derek Ricky Gervais Thanks for Afterlife and Derek. Both hilarious, but the latter very close to the bone for me. Hard to believe you wrote that without actually experiencing the death of your wife all too soon. You nailed it, well fucking done

We appear to have just won the Senior cup.

HUGE #MatchDaySorted Leinster v La Rochelle 2 x Tickets to the Final 4 x Pints of Heineken Ireland 2 x Match Day Burgers 2 x Leinster Jerseys 1 x #MatchDaySorted Follow & RT for a chance to win Winner announced lunch time next Wednesday #LeinstervLaRochelle

The most useful razors and rules I've found: 1. Bragging Razor - If someone brags about their success or happiness, assume it’s half what they claim If someone downplays their success or happiness, assume it’s double what they claim 2. High Agency Razor - If unsure who to work

Congratulations New Zealand. Took your chances and battled through a very tough game. Best of luck in the rest of the tournament #gutted #IRLvNZL

"Hey Elon, should we sort FSD for Europe?" "Nah, make the LEDs play some random 90s rock anthem instead" Elon Musk

"We already have multiple podcast services available. FSD for Europe?" "Nope, add another one" Elon Musk

"3 children globally play the games in a Tesla. FSD?" "Screw that, make another pointless game" Elon Musk

"Tell you what Europe would love, lads. Here's the perfect idea". "FSD??? Tell us, oh wise Elon". "Another damn speed camera app" Elon Musk

This is probably the best example I could give of auto-wipers not working. Please fix 🙏🏼 @tesla

Full carpark at Hilversumsche MHC and Victoria and this absolute tool parks across 2 spaces... don't buy a car you're incapable of driving, you moron!

Girls rugby day at Utrechtse Rugby Club. Huge turnout, amazing atmosphere, loads of enthusiastic players, coaches, volunteers. Brilliant!

"Everyone Has Their Own Emotions": Galthie Defends France’s Jalibert's Decision to Bench Himself si.com/onsi/rugby/eve… What a bizarre article - clearly written by ChatGPT, weird use of past tense throughout and a few hallucinations in there too, for good measure!