I open Twitter for the first time in maybe 10 days to find people actually trying to intellectually justify calling someone a c*nt. What a time to be alive.

Idk who you are. The #HomeRunDerby2018 was fun to watch.

So how do we keep Murphy? I want that.

Nothing like putting an idea on social media, receiving comments, and being blocked for said comments that aren’t racist nor sexist.

Not sure why David Kaplan can’t understand Darvish is why the Cubs got that W. Pitching has been awful but this was big.

Welcome to the party, Justin Wilson! You're going to fit in just fine. #ThatsCub

Tough news on Edelman, but excited to see what Ricky Jerret can do. #BallersHBO

Back-to-back NL Central titles! #FlyTheW

Cameras catch Gurriel last night, but no footage exists to corroborate Aaron Rodgers claims re: Anthony Barr #fakenews #pantsonfire

Replay review overturns the Miller TD. I have no idea how. That might be one of the worst calls I've seen.

My guy Joe Fortenbaugh says #Bears are favored over #Packers for 1st time since the Dec. 22, 2008 Monday night tilt at Soldier Field.

I really, really miss twitter before the Trump presidency.

Happy opening day eve. Let’s go boys!! #EverybodyIn x.com/cubs/status/97…

I can get used to this. #EverybodyIn x.com/cubs/status/97…

You need to have fans in your park in order for them to cheer. x.com/Brewers/status…

When I got into this, I "thought" marathoners were crazy. Well, now I know they are. But Crazy in all the best ways. Crazy dedicated. Crazy supportive. Crazy loyal. The #SiloDistrictMarathon was beautiful & painful. Full of camaraderie & competition. It was more than I imagined!!

LetsRun.com Guys, I get the concern. But instead of nit-picking the #SiloDistrictMarathon, can we just be thankful that Chip Gaines ran a marathon and raised $250k and attention for rare cancers? Sometimes the bigger cause is much more important. I’m a crazy about clean sport but come on.

This week in running. 1. People who don't know that much about the sport think the BAA is sexist. 2. People who know too much about the sport are attacking a clearly well-intentioned race. Let's take a deep breath people.

WHAT A DAY! 🤗 #BraveLikeGabe5k