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Hear me out. A first person shooter video game where people keep getting in your way at Costco.

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None of you are into pyramids enough and I’m starting to lose my cool about it!!

Got in trouble playing hide and seek with my 5 and 3 year old. Wife called and said it was cheating to hide in my car three blocks away with a bag of chips watching the college football finals

This Tuesday with Jeremy Baker and Justin & Jeremy Trivia we begin our journey to trivia greatness at the Tap house in Guildford. Elevating pub trivia to another level of entertainment. 7pm.

Who do you think is going to win the presidential debate tonight? Donald Trump? Or the guy pretending to be Joe Biden? #PresidentialDebate

All of a sudden Democrats believe in conspiracies too. Weird!

Imagine being one of those bros carrying a narcan kit on you, you see someone on a park bench, you rush over and apply the narcan and before they regain consciousness you’re already posting about how you saved a life but really all you did was ruin the best nap of someone’s life.

The WNBA is a wild league. The players are so threatened by Caitlin Clark that they (and the race baiting media) are trying to pretend rebounds are the most important stat in basketball now. Nice try WNBA

Parenting is wild. One minute you’re like “I would k!!ll for these kids. The next minute you’re like “I’m gonna k!!ll these fucking kids!”

Man, my kids back to school supplies are getting a bit out of hand and it feels like I’m buying the teachers supplies too now. 4 Dry erase markers? 3 large glue sticks? Seems like a lot. Box of Kleenex? Thats a first. Mickey of Jim Beam whiskey? WTF?

I’ve noticed that the people celebrating a CEO’s murder the loudest are the biggest pussies.

Justin Trudeau bragging about the GST tax break is like me putting together an IKEA bookshelf while my entire house is on fire. #Trudont

Pretty cocky of Canada to send their sledge hockey team to the world juniors this year. #WorldJuniors2024

Who had “Morbidly obese rappers going viral” on their 2025 Bingo card?

100 percent there’s been a meeting at the WNBA where someone asked if there’s such thing as a dildo detector.

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Autocorrect is just gaslighting me at this point