Soooooo... why aren’t we talking about the looming Torypocalypse?

dus09vr7ngt46.cloudfront.net/uploads/2021/0… I remember being very unimpressed with the "flag" on the shoulders of this red Euro 2004 kit.

I had an interesting one at Tesco Express today. The man to my left tapped his card on the machine to the left his till instead of his right, which was my till! So he paid for my stuff. I offered him the cash equivalent and he looked horrified and said don't worry about it.

Panic over. This is going to be a landslide.

I really hope Spurs win tonight. As a rule I disapprove of schadenfreude, but I make an exception for people who hate their rivals so much they want their own team to lose. #COYS #COYG #notmancityagain

This person's values are different to mine and that's OK. But I love the fact that VAR got the decisions right. It would have been so deflating to have Denmark win and then go back to the studio to point out that their goal was offside and Germany should have had a penalty.

It's totally OK to call them England when there's an international men's football finals taking place, rather than saying "England men's football team" every time.

Can't believe I've only just spotted that UK election was on 4th July and US election is on 5th November. Fireworks all round.🎇

What a great idea! Cigarettes are so annoying when I'm trying to enjoy a beautiful summer's day in a beer garden or other outdoor seating space. I don't think smokers realise how horrible the smell is.

Congratulazioni, San Marino!

Imagine playing so well, you break fantasy football!