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Tocci

@jimmorrisonstub

Former Army infantryman, current random dude whose primary purpose in life is still sweeping floors and picking up trash
DMs okay if you're that bored

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Keep "assault weapons" out of the hands of politicians who think only the government should be allowed to have "assault weapons"

Keep "assault weapons" out of the hands of politicians who think only the government should be allowed to have "assault weapons"
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Christian rock is a subgenre of music that usually involves bad musicians playing cheesey songs where they sing about Jesus Muslim rock is what gets thrown at homosexuals

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There's obviously no chance of me ever having a child, but if I did, I wouldn't tell him about Santa Claus; I'd tell him about St. Nicholas, the dude that punched a guy in the face for being a heretic.

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I've never heard anyone have the guts to point this out, but I'm gonna say it, and I don't care who gets offended. Blind Boy Fuller stole a song from Blind Willie McTell. youtu.be/4qwQWlzrGko youtu.be/OdATHLV6Pz0

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I've obviously never been friends with a woman but my guess is it's like having a regular friend except she can't just say her point so she has to come up with some weird code way to convey the message and then gets annoyed when you have no idea what the hell she's talking about.

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I don't agree with Trump's decision to bomb Iran but at least he didn't give them a massive amount of weapons at our expense.

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Gavin Newsom is like a girl with borderline personality disorder who pretends to be really nice and sweet and then after you fall for it and marry her she takes a shit in your bed, falsely accuses you of abusing her and ruins your life.

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I am one of the most curious about almost everything people I know, so it's impressive that during the 13 years I was forced to go to school almost none of the things I was expected to learn were even remotely interesting and I learned almost nothing and those years were wasted.

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If Thomas Massie never gets anything done, why would Mike Johnson feel the need to shut down the House to block a vote on Massie's bill to release the Epstein files?

If Thomas Massie never gets anything done, why would Mike Johnson feel the need to shut down the House to block a vote on Massie's bill to release the Epstein files?
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I wonder if most states require children to get the hepatitis B vaccine to attend public school because they expect 6 year olds to be fornicating in school or if it's because they expect 6 year olds to share their heroin needles with each other when they shoot up during class.

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If you are any kind of artist please do not draw AKs firing when they're on safe. That drives me nuts. And if you're an actor handling an AK please make sure the safety is off before you pretend to shoot it.

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I have been getting bombarded by Army recruitment ads on Youtube which is hilarious because I'm barred from reenlisting.

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I find it funny how in the Bible Belt if you want to take down a statue of Robert E. Lee people will furiously protest you but if you want to put up a statue of Mary the mother of God they will call you a pagan idolator.

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The internet has constantly been shoving pictures of Taylor Swift in my face the past couple weeks and I hate it. She looks like a mannequin.

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I just got a letter from the VA that says I'm a Veteran of the Gulf War Era. I did not know that. I was in the Army 2020-2022. I was the infantry, the queen of battle, my country's strength in war, sweeping floors and picking up trash in Alaska. Hope I heled the war effort.