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@jilliancynth

I have a very annoying laugh • she/her

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calendar_today28-11-2012 02:25:50

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Scott Billeck(@ScottBilleck) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Jets generated 19 shots in the second period and reverted to the lines that lost them Games 2, 3 and 4.

It doesn't make sense.

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jill ☕️(@jilliancynth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Arlo drew a jersey so that anyone who felt sad feels a little happier. He says they’ll win tomorrow (but we’ve seen how predicting the future runs in our family).

Arlo drew a #nhljets jersey so that anyone who felt sad feels a little happier. He says they’ll win tomorrow (but we’ve seen how predicting the future runs in our family).
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jill ☕️(@jilliancynth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Before the series began, I told my husband the would win game one, lose games two and three, and then win three in a row. Please allow my impending clairvoyance to inspire you.

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The time has come when my five-year-old has selected his new runners not by how fast they are, but because they “look cool.” Shoulda homeschooled

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Lucy Huber(@clhubes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One day when I’m feeling strong I’m going to write an article about how complicated your relationship with your pets become after you have kids and half the internet will absolutely come for me but I know the other half will be like “it’s true”.

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jill ☕️(@jilliancynth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When my mom made this teapot in a high school class in 1980, I wonder if it occurred to her that her grandsons would be having a tea party with it 44 years later 🥰

When my mom made this teapot in a high school class in 1980, I wonder if it occurred to her that her grandsons would be having a tea party with it 44 years later 🥰
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Shelley Cook(@ShelleyACook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey winnipeg,

If you’re clearing out your home and have stuff that you’d like to get rid of, consider donating it to the FREE store, a place that helps our relatives in need.

Email [email protected] to arrange your donation!

Please share this!!!

Hey winnipeg, If you’re clearing out your home and have stuff that you’d like to get rid of, consider donating it to the FREE store, a place that helps our relatives in need. Email freestore.WPG@gmail.com to arrange your donation! Please share this!!!
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Youngmi MAYER 💜(@ymmayer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i too would do a gone girl if my bald ass husband cheated on me with someone who looked exactly like me but horsier

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Lucy Huber(@clhubes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Take your 3yo to IKEA if you need to kill 3 hours pretending to be neighbors who live in little houses. Don’t take your 3yo to IKEA if you actually need picture frames in a reasonable amount of time.

Take your 3yo to IKEA if you need to kill 3 hours pretending to be neighbors who live in little houses. Don’t take your 3yo to IKEA if you actually need picture frames in a reasonable amount of time.
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Michelle_BYoung(@michelle_byoung) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I tell you men have NO IDEA what kind of men women are attracted to because the amount of women I’ve met on here who would RISK IT ALL for Jack Black (raises hand) ✋🏾😂

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