Why clean regulary when you can panic clean before ppl come over

Cleaned the house Our dog chose violence - rolled in cow poop Send wine

ARMS

All the time 😭

I cant take it anymore

The morning after ‘the live’

Dutch asparagus season should last all year. So good

Missing her

Thinking thoughts #TiBette

Shopping with my wife, holding hands. Sleezy guy asks, ‘are you sisters?’ No but thanks for reminding me why Im a lesbian. 🤮

The hair 🧎‍♀️

When you fight over who’s going to light the bbq. I hate women! 😩

About to. Text Laurel

CACKLING!! archiveofourown.org/works/64993696…

Such a cute alien

This dog! We got her from the shelter. Never want to spend another day without her. Think about that when you buy a puppy. So many dogs in the shelter. 🐕🐶🦮

I think the plot is a bit weak and different from my usual, and the pacing shifts from too slow to too fast—but that’s just how it turned out, for better or worse. 😂 Still, I love this story, and I hope you’ll find something to love in it too. ♥️ archiveofourown.org/works/65232322…

Jaaaaaa!!! #voordeclubdekleurenendestad ❤️🤍

Hey SHOWTIME, #bringtibetteback

What a mess. What a country. 🇳🇱😭