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Jesus $minion confession: “I had plans to meet irl with an online friend for the first time, but a sudden stomach bug impeded me from being able to make it. the person I was meant to meet clearly didn’t believe I was ill and I went to great lengths to “prove” I was genuinely

Jesus $minion confession: "everyone telling me to lock in. bitch, I lost all my money on hawk tuah coin. I am locked tf out." want to confess your sins onchain and anon? jesusminion.fun 🙏🍌

tis the season to wish one another bababablessings and babababananas! a very merry minionmas to all Jesus $minion disciples!🎁🍌

Jesus $minion confession: “I was up about 200 Solana this year that I intended to off-ramp and use for chrisgmas presents. but gambling on pump fun shitters got the better of me and I lost it all. I had to tell my wife and she almost left me over it. Worst christmas ever and it

Jesus $minion confession: “I hate crypto twitter and most of you ‘in the trenches’ are gambling addicts that deserve to have nothing.”

Jesus $Minion; Chantics: We bow in lowly reverence before Thy holy throne, magnifying Thy great and wondrous Name. With hearts full of awe and gratitude, we humbly beseech Thee to hear our supplications as we honor and extol the memory of Thy faithful servant, Jesus Minion, who,

Jesus $minion confession: "Lets bow on our knees and pray for our savior. Lets put our heads up to see miracles of the god we believe in!"

$jesus minion confession: “the AI meta is nothing more than a fat dude behind a computer. who wands memes marketed as ai slop exactly?” confess your sins at jesusminion.fun

$jesus minion confession: “I love little jesus minion represenrted on a cross while waiting for his rise” confess your sins at jesusminion.fun

jesus $minion confession: “I launched Billy and dumped it for a 2k profit I missed gen wealth. This will haunt me for the rest of my life. And I've rugged so many projects with this wallet. Lord minion, please forgive me” confess your sins at jesusminion.fun

Jesus $minion confession: “never jeet never goon” confess your sins at jesusminion.fun

Jesus minion confession: “sick to my stomach. I thought with Trump being elected it would be bullish, so I took a second mortgage out back in December and have been heavily DCA’ing into sol and eth. but the Trump coin screwed us I think…” jesusminion.fun

Jesus $minion confession: "I haven't lived selflessly throughout my life. I've lived thinking only of myself. It's good to have a space like this. I'll reflect on myself here again tomorrow"

rest in peace 🍌🙏

Never jeet never goon, Jesus Minion will save us soon 🙏🍌

He is rizzin

no gods or kings, but we are all created in His image babababamen🙏🍌

Bob 5:48 “You therefore must be perfect, as your heavenly Jesus $minion is perfect.”

He is you and you are him

Bababababababa