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In one word: How are you feeling about 2024 so far?

How many photos do you have on your phone right now? I’ll start. 30,197.

Y’all. It’s y’all and not ya’ll.

96.2% of the time when people say “no rush” it really means “hurry the F up.”

I’m among the last to compare my life’s difficulties to anyone else’s based on traits we’re born with. I have it good + I’m aware. However, I’m amazed in the world we live in just how many people get away with blatant discrimination + hate toward redheads with zero consequences.

Y’all. It’s about to get very real with this rain here in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. 😮🤯☔️

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Let’s all argue. Tabasco is the worst hot sauce.

Restaurants need to stop wasting time on making their own ketchup. Give the people some Heinz. It’s all we ever want.

Writing out “as soon as possible” in an email feels like the “bless your heart” version of ASAP.

My heart rate is exponentially higher when I watch The Bear.

When I’m elected president, restaurants and bars that have these heinous stools will be forced to melt and meld them into playground equipment for the children.

Hear me out: Chiminea would be a great baby name. It brings people warmth. Generally outdoorsy, full of spunk. Chiminea.

I really just want more email. Said no one ever.

Never really new about the word “whirring” until I turned on subtitles on Netflix. It really has opened up a whole new whirld.

Let’s all argue. Most overrated fast food?

There are only three states that separate Virginia and Colorado. #TheMoreYouKnow

Let's discuss. I'm looking to read something new and exciting. What's a book you've read lately that had an impact on you?

My best buddy in the world. #NationalRescueDogDay #Sammy

Poll: Can we be over paper straws already?