I really hate this time of year when casual tennis fans give their opinions on players they don’t know because they don’t follow the sport. I don’t need your opinions on de Minaur v Medjedovic, you have no idea who Medjedovic is

the one security lady in her mid 60s who is running the queue at the birrarung marr entrance like the navy… a queen, an icon

“Osaka/Townsend/Shelton types” lmao just say Black.

the four most terrifying words in the English language: Elena Rybakina to serve

she had a target and she was going for it

I once again simply don’t need commentary about Alex de Minaur from people who don’t follow tennis week in, week out. Talk to me about that Beijing match against Sinner first.

me trying to figure out what happened to that one band that made “some nights”

this is pseudo-scientific bullshit and we should all just ignore this shit

the concept of daria kasatkina knowing who julian hill is 💀

homegirl did it 🥺

I once again simply don’t need commentary from people who call the Australian Open men’s singles final “the grand final”

gonna test this one out the next time access canberra tries to book me

"cosmopolitan chungus millennial ingredients" and its one of the world's most common and versatile spices. what the fuck are we doing here?

photos taken mere minutes before I got called a slur next to andrew barr’s pride roundabout