Bless you #southwesternrailway and #waterloolondon for rescueing my backpack with my (and my dogs 🐶) things inside!

Benetton India order ID ID-P03014149 Unable to place return/replace request due to website glitch. Receiving no revert on mail. Kindly check.

Benetton allow 14 days to return something. I waited 15 due to a website problem and being super ill on antibiotics. Anyone have any experience with this. Like surely they can just be nice and help a person out? Benetton

All work no play makes Jack a dull boy. instagr.am/p/RIv35ID-wm/

SA man posts toenails to Chinese embassy n24.cm/WI7lnO

"Owing to lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled" Chalk

Pixies record arrived!!!!!!!!!!!! instagr.am/p/RVXcLmD-zD/

Opinion matters instagr.am/p/RYRDE7D-9s/

@markBisonfire that made me excited. Now sarah can model your mustache into wee animals

"Working in mysterious ways" is the greatest euphemism for failure ever devised.

I agree with Twain instagr.am/p/RxgP9Oj-9C/

Kenya instagr.am/p/SpYexMD-1p/

I predict a sushi food baby tonight . #wangout carmen @teaganvr Jessica-Lara Kirsty Roxanne Wilde Sarah Scrimgeour @meaganjanecooke

"I'm not a gynecologist but ill take a look" @ Hartbeespoort Dam instagr.am/p/TvDE4mD-0j/

Boy, a student of mine has this file. Is it you? I nearly pee'd with laughter! Greg Illingworth instagr.am/p/UmLw-_j-1L/

Robs mother owns this 'piesang' (how to cook with bananas) book. To the right is my favorite recipe of… instagram.com/p/ZUzjOXD-3c/

Christmas cat #christmas instagram.com/p/hYiSJ6j-xC/

Fist fights break out in Parliament bit.ly/1FDyprP #SONA2015

Today I saw the coelacanth @ Natural History Museum, London instagram.com/p/2BJ7r5D-4k/

Tbt to that time I had a pet meerkat and pet big sister instagram.com/p/9a6QSWj-wH/