All the small things led to this! Thanks for singing along!

Can someone tell me why it’s cheaper to DoorDash food 4 miles away than it is to Lyft 1.5 miles away?

Can anyone in Denver point me to a site I can see election results for the Colorado state house? I can only find the higher up results

“CHRIS (Taylor), MY WIFE WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES” - random guy two rows in front of me “CHRIS! HIS WIFE WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES” - me standing up pointing at said guy

Avalanche fans absolutely crush “All The Small Things” by Blink 182! 🎶🎤

It must be July 4th because I woke up wanting to join a revolution… and sing country music… Viva la revolution

Thank baby Jesus that after blowing two tires going 65 on a freeway with no room to maneuver due to construction… all I needed were two tires… could have easily ended up in another car, or a ditch, or construction equipment…

Fun fact about TABOR, the bill everybody loves because it keeps Colorado from raising taxes and turning into California - TABOR actually raised taxes on those who could least afford it and we’re becoming California a lot faster because of TABOR…

I am one with the force and the matrix is with me

The Venn diagram of folks who call folks like Cheney a “RINO” and those who forsook Christian theology at the alter of “Trumpism” are pretty close to a full fucking circle

“Don’t get mad, but I accidentally dropped a bottle of Xanax in the punch” is my new go to for terrible family at parties… nigh nigh bigot… nigh nigh

Oh shit… this entire time The Bear was a love story…

I remember the last politician who successfully used Christian nationalism to tear down a republic… his name was Hitler

SOS - It’s been a really rough week on the sleep front and the chronic illness front… which means it’s been a really rough week on every front… send pics of your aminals so I can have something fun to see after my last staffing today

People keep on asking why dont the feds hire 80,000+ SROs instead of IRS employees… I’ll give you a hint - the unintended consequences of 80k new SROs would be huge against minority communities and wouldn’t do a lick to prevent violence… hire 100k school social workers instead