NEW from me: Biden’s inner circle exploring younging down the president “I believe we can essentially youngen him down” says one Democratic operative.

Kamala has the potential to do the funniest thing of all time ahahahah…. Not sure what it is obviously. But the potential is there. Ball is in her court now

Tim Walz is making the really evil demon I’m conjuring in my mind mad. So yeah, I think Kamala made the right choice loll

Reporting live from my seat at the Democratic National Convention!

My comedy narrative podcast THE HEARTSICK BOYS is out now wherever you listen to podcasts. THE LONELIEST MAN IN PHILADELPHIA STUMBLES UPON TWO MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH OUTSIDE A STRIP MALL AND TAKES IT. THEN EVERYTHING GETS ALL MESSED UP. open.spotify.com/show/0MoCDDw2i…

anyone else worried music fans will be the only voters? Fans of hearing random sounds without any intention behind them, don’t sit this one out.

I'm serious. All the movies and songs that are considered "excellent" right now really did not have to go that hard 💀💀💀 RT if you agree!

I did not have Chappell Roan slapping the absolute shit out of Honey Boo Boo on my bingo card! Another wise decision by me.

Eminem has engulfed Kamala Harris

yayy

Dad, look. You’re gonna think I’m fucking insane, but I think you should go on the most popular podcasts in the world.

Frankie Muniz says Bryan Cranston still checks in on him every few weeks However— Bryan Cranston has no telephone, one block of ice, and a saw How is this possible? Turn upside down for answer

.TSA I’m in line at JFK. All good so far.

If clue number 2 is what you seek A bicycle path, you shall peek

Perfect choice actually. All that rhetoric about “weeding out” child traffickers was oddly eugenicist-coded w/ probable Nazi origins.

Love that they’re bringing back iconic characters for snl50 😭

Feels so wrong that someone who was 188 in 2000 is now 213

Fine, so James corden and Kevin costner are what then? Brothers?

61 years ago a group of lads from Liverpool rocked out for 73,000,000 people on the Ed Sullivan show Now a Muslim socialist has woken up from a coma to discover the band never existed

Already? jfc. Scientists said this milestone was still 20 years out. Idk about you, I am pretty fucking scared rn