It’s been 8 months and I still can’t spell the word “quarantine” right on the first try

Please no one ever talk to me ever

“Reality” TV baby 😎 #thanksproduction cause that’s just boys being boys but women, women must be shamed for their existence

Should probably stop treating the stock market like my own personal game of blackjack.

Why would a vitamin say “take two capsules” on the instructions instead of just making one capsule have the content of two. Why.

You know what pill is too big to swallow? The Panama papers produced no outcome except the murder of the person who released it

Girls wearing their swim tops upside down = ☹️

People that big game hunt = ☹️

People that use this emoji 🥵 = ☹️

Most people = ☹️

a bunch of animals, a farm in Slovenia = 🙂

The amount of putting up with dreads you’ll do is directly proportional to how long you’ve been on an island

searching for a dress for my 30th and man the internet is FULL of terrible dresses

Have a bunch of other contestants from other seasons gone off the deep end or is it just mostly season 30?

I can promise you you don’t.

Thinkin about call n oats, the Hall & Oats hotline that would play a number of H&O songs on cellular demand

Do hot people smile with their teeth showing anymore or is it just a pursed lips thing forever now