No Nick Castellanos slander today from the peanut gallery

Next MAGA outrage cycle just dropped

the phillies may be white but they are not this white

best taylor swift song this year is how bad do u want me

Sorry, you can’t blame (most of) the team not hitting the ball the entire series on Orion Kerkering I will, however, be screaming at Brandon Marsh in my dreams tonight for a called 3rd strike with runners on base.

Everyone else walkin off the field while Castellanos sprints from RIGHT FIELD past all the dodgers to go straight to comfort Orion Kerkering is awesome man Say what you want about Nick, but he’s one of the few bats to show up (again) and he’s a hell of a teammate

How do you explain death to a toddler?

get the fuck away from him

broadcast keeps mentioning the phillies, keep my wife’s name out your mouth

Imagine calling Ranger Suarez “this guy”

I just don’t think I could ever physically stomach watching Pete Alonso on the Phillies.

can everyones knees relax this year

i don't really care if jordan mailata singing a cover of valerie happened to you. it should have happened to me instead.

our first time seeing this tattoo in full being after he clinched the WS for the jays is poetry. if u love philly, its love never ever leaves you. never ever been more proud jeff hoffman you are so loved

I need to leave my house more than once a week to justify spending money on the clothes I want to buy

Why is the mayor of Philly speaking to me while I’m in the airport restroom

Had to start supplementing iron because my body hates me, and now my face is breaking out like I’m 14 all over again 😭 help

Got carded tonight. Server was like… “I’m pegging you at 20…” then he saw my id and said “shut the front door. My daughter is 36 and she looks 36.”