wore a State Champs shirt for our surprise wedding today, and I can’t wait to start seeing the pictures.

hehehe im a wife

jason lancaster, man.

I GOT THE HAYLEY TICKETS 😭

i wish i was at a resort with my husband trying to figure out which restaurant we wanted to go to for dinner Roger Alexander

she’s going to open with parachute, I’m calling it now.

seeing “watch me while I bloom” live????? unwell.

oh my fucking god. hayley talking about "last hope" on good talks is enough to take me out.

Guys I'm sobbing a local woman passed away in September and her husband/family rented a whole store at the mall to show off her Christmas decorations 😭 nothing is for sale it's literally just so everyone can see it and it's so beautiful I love love

can't believe i'm hearing laylo on friday and i'm just supposed to be normal about it YOUNG CULTURE

hey Chipotle we just ordered chipotle for lunch and mine... didn't... show up...???? no bowl, just chips. ok :(

who’s going to beat kitchen tonight and who’s gonna cry with me

still crying

I'm kind of an absent friend like i will love you with my whole heart and go out of my way to give you any help you need but I tend to live in my own world and suck at keeping up communication and I'm really sorry to anyone who takes that personally.

closing the sad screens (work) and opening the happy screens (smosh)

i love live music

when I have a certain amount of white claws in me I comment “ok now kiss@ under every TikTok I see

sorry but if you still don’t “get” the sexy baby lyric in anti-hero i genuinely believe you are stupid and/or you are a child lol

“you aren’t going to like what I have to say about this” “please don’t jump me when I say this” I promise not one person cares about what you’re going to say enough to do something about it.

somebody really needs to take one for the team and do it.