Countertop looking fancy bro

I'll always serve apes in anyway possible. If you ask, I'll do it.

Now come test me... literally.

Why am I rooting for them? I'll tell you...

I've got a closet full of NFT hoodies that I need to be able to wear again

rooting for memecoins / runes / whatever you call them

rooting for nfts / ordinals / whatever you call them

why? because so many people hate them and love to clown on them

underdog, hated rallies type shit

Apes stay apes. Valet hat stays on.

Idk shit and I like to fuck around with my friends on the internet. I like to larp as a valet.

That's why I'm an ape.

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I found a solid chunk of BTC, but before you feel too happy for me, just know that I'm the one who originally lost it.

The second best feeling to making money is finding some you lost 😂

I had a stern conversation with HR today about not killing our vibe

gm it’s less than two months since I took over the ceo spot. are we there yet? absolutely not. we hack our way through the fucking jungle.

First snagged a mutant around 8.5 ETH, watched it soar near 50. Now with 4 in my collection, my conviction's rock-solid. Capitulation? Never heard of it. Bags packed, ready for another wild ride with Yuga. Let's go long! 🚀💼 #YugaForLife Jenkins The Valet 🍌

Taxes due and hitting legs on the same day?

I really do hate myself.

What happened to sculptors this century?

Lotta talk about the price of PFPs and how people start to act up when the price goes up.

But Jenkins the Valet? Never.

You'll note I only came back after damn near round tripping this PFP, and guess what... I'll fucking do it again.

It’s simply impossible to waver my support of this monke pfp rn. I understand the level of cringe, near zero, bottomed out, didn’t sell the top, lives in a basement, round trip energy this thing exudes. For that reason, the monke stays on.

Any other reason is a lie.

It’s simply impossible to waver my support of this monke pfp rn. I understand the level of cringe, near zero, bottomed out, didn’t sell the top, lives in a basement, round trip energy this thing exudes. For that reason, the monke stays on.

Any other reason is a lie.

It’s simply impossible to waver my support of this monke pfp rn. I understand the level of cringe, near zero, bottomed out, didn’t sell the top, lives in a basement, round trip energy this thing exudes. For that reason, the monke stays on.

Any other reason is a lie.

It’s simply impossible to waver my support of this monke pfp rn. I understand the level of cringe, near zero, bottomed out, didn’t sell the top, lives in a basement, round trip energy this thing exudes. For that reason, the monke stays on.

Any other reason is a lie.

This app is just so helpful.

Like yesterday I was doing all this work to try to figure out where the male gspot is...

And then boom Edgar just tweets it out and my problem is solved.