I listen to wayyyy too much Olivia Rodrigo for a married woman 🤘🏻

What's a movie moment that feels completely essential to your life but also wish you could erase from your memory? I'll go first:

NO COMPETITION 👏🏻 Waffle House SMOTHERED, COVERED, AND EXTRA GREASY

NOTHING HURTS ANYMORE I FEEL KINDA FREEEEEEEEE

I gotchu.

Oof felt this one

I’m coming on this app solely to emphasize the resurrection of Megan Fox is brewing a Scorpio revival that is going to DEVOUR society in November. That’s all.

Heading over to SEC Nation like:

SHE’S READY

No place like it. #GoGators

Gator Nation you understood the assignment. 𝗙𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗵 largest crowd in Ben Hill Griffin Stadium History.

Hey Miss Ma’am K A C E Y — Breadwinner needs a Panic at the Disco remix from one of those sad genZ e-boys!! I mean it’s already a banger but the intro is giving me I Write Sins Not Tragedies vibes 🤩

annual first day of fall post

The HBC said it best #TennesseeHateWeek

“Florida got upset” Nay, nay, I AM UPSET.

I’m just on this app to say— I’m plunging into The Morning Show guarded with Local Television PTSD, the death of a lifetime dream, and complete adoration for Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Anniston. Long story short— I think I just self diagnosed my toxicity.

Gotta keep your hair, heels, and standards high!

Watching Toy Story with your own child will ruin you. I can’t watch any movie without crying these days! Woody said, “Andy is going to grow up, and I wouldn’t miss it for the world.” SAME WOODY, SAME!! Keeping growing Jett Man 🥺💕

Saw this man sitting by himself at a Waffle House in Midway, Florida. So I said hello and asked him what he was doing with that money.