Since I’m recovering from Covid Pneumonia I’m afraid to leave my house even to throw out the garbage so it’s been piling up. But the way I have it could also look like bags of groceries. This reminded me of the… instagram.com/p/B_bLPL6g0Tc/…

The World's Greatest Athlete youtu.be/rgBGIPPhCD0 via YouTube Is this guy on the level? Claims to have swam from New York to Europe. See what you think!

Question of the day: Can matzoh get stale? And if so how would you know?

Live from the Table: Jeffrey Gurian and Neko White youtu.be/uhersHM3QU0 via YouTube Always very special to be on the The Comedy Cellar podcast with @noamdworman periel aschenbrand Dan Naturman & with co-guest @Neko_White93

With all the mayor’s talk of exercise and his obsession with working out you’d think he’d be built like The Rock! I was shocked to see this photo in the NY Post! The man has the body of a straw, (and not even a new… instagram.com/p/B_qdwiKgF76/…

I don’t think I trust anyone who uses the word “folks”. It’s usually a politician’s way of trying to be “folksy” and relatable! #phony

And if @jondaly agrees with me that totally validates my feeling! Thank you Jon!

When’s the last time you used the word “apparel”? This guy said his business is “women’s apparel” and it made me gag!!!

Very grateful to NYU Langone Health for nursing me back to health thru Covid 19 Pneumonia. They interviewed me for their fundraising efforts (below) and today is Giving Tuesday in case you're in a position to contribute: nyulangone.org/give/community…

The boys are back! #ohhello

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there. But specifically to my mom who’s been the best mother to me & my siblings and so many more. This year more than most I am blown away by how much mothers do to keep families together. I’m grateful to all of them but especially my own.

So sad to lose Jerry Stiller! Not only a huge talent but such a nice man. You can tell who’s really nice by the way they treat fans and people who approach them and Jerry was always gracious and friendly to… instagram.com/p/CAD7iykAPMm/…

GET WELL SOON, JEFFREY GURIAN!! youtu.be/3uDZAi59i8c via YouTube Funny and touching video made for me by NY comedians when I was in the hospital with Covid Double Pneumonia

I made it! I finally made it! On Bennington new commercial for the new live at home show “Social Distance Radio”, they have me coming out of a FAX machine! So I asked them couldn’t you have me coming out of… instagram.com/p/CAVyC96glKo/…

This post has a bunch of photos attached supporting this narrative. Four days before I wound up in this condition at NYU Langone I was recording a podcast at the comicstriplive with Bennington. When Ron heard… instagram.com/p/CAg0PuLgYPZ/…

Congratulations to @Petedavidsonsnl Judd Apatow 🇺🇦 Dave Sirus Bill Burr Marisa Tomei Derek Gaines @rickyvelez Pamela Adlon for their MASTERFUL performances in The King of Staten Island theinterrobang.com/jeffrey-gurian… So great I had to write about it right away!

Comedy Matters - mailchi.mp/jeffreygurian/… Thanks to the comedy community for their support while I was in the hospital with Covid double pneumonia youtu.be/QX1Du6M21SY

I just went to adjust my glasses that felt like they were slipping down and realized I wasn’t even wearing them! HELP!!!

And one of MY favorite people just posted this: