House rule #1 Skillet confiscates all toys.

Sleepaway Camp 3 is goddamn terrible.

Don't murder dogs. Don't murder dogs. No excuse.

Don't ever become self aware of your cheekbones. They will haunt you for the rest of your days.

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Who wants fake zits for Christmas?

Tinnitus is an allergic reaction to shoving foil up your nose.

The older I get the less young I feel.

Winslow & Beef

Can I get fried beans? Sounds ridiculous to ask them to do it more than once.

Meanwhile back at DNC Headquarters in Iowa.. #FeelTheBern #MayorCheat

#billburr #fakenews #FakeNewsCNN #fakenewsfox

#cruddyjoe got your #camphorror #slashermovies for you this Saturday coming with #sleepawaycamp ! The one and only! #creepingcruds

#barrygillis #cruddyjoe Friday Night Cruddy Joe's Film Freakout #silentnightdeadlynight

Head on over to livincruddy.com #livincruddy

The Livin' Cruddy podcast premiere moves officially to KAST s.Kast.live/g/kvr3clb6p0p tonight! Plus a couple horror flicks? 7:30 central KAST

New Livin Cruddy episode and Film Freakout on Friday Oct 1 7pm central #livincruddy #filmfreakout KAST s.kast.live/g/kvr3clb6p0p?