Good evening Residents of my Twitterhood, if you can't find a Rubber Band for tonight, just book a DJ instead. Be safe.

My Therapist really needs to start lowering his expectation levels.

I think my mission in life has hit it's fizzle out stage.

Good evening Residents of my Twitterhood, if ur taking your show on the road tonight, be careful, there might be other nuts out there too.

Hubby bought yet another charger for his smart phone...he now has six (one in almost every room)...that's just not normal!

Cousin called all excited this morning...she got a part in a movie...she's an "Applause Extra"...she wasn't kidding...shoot me!

@VinoTica I'll send her a bottle of Jergens! ;)

@VinoTica Hope you had your fit bit on! ;)

@BoozerKristin LOL!! :)

@dabertime Perfect! You're hired! ;)

Good evening Residents of my Twitterhood, if ur dog sitting for a neighbor tonight, 4 gawds sakes, stand up and sit somewhere else. Be Safe.

No, YOU listen to my life coach.

Weird Neighbor just posted an "Open Attic" sign in front of his house...this should be entertaining!

Good evening Residents of my Twitterhood, if ur in a panicked state searching for your lost cherry chap stick tonight remember, we all care.

I like to make my "honey do" list creative and colorful, so when it hangs on the refrigerator for months and months it makes the room pop.

My hometown was so small the bowling alley had one lane with three pins!

Good evening Residents of my Twitterhood, remember to brake for turtles traveling with their mother-in-laws tonight. Be safe.

If the Establishment really got to know me, surely they'd ask me to join.

O.K., so I put my iron in the fire...now what!

Good evening Residents of my Twitterhood, help ur local police tonight, carry a piece of chalk & a roll of yellow tape in ur pocket.Be safe.