Just driven past you (what looked like post run) waldo Looked proppy. Sore if I’m being totally honest. Perhaps get in the water if you can later on? Maybe even bring a masseuse into it. Best, old 25.

In your 20s, your friends know you’re travelling by seeing your Instagram stories In your 30s, your friends know your travelling by seeing your strava posts In your 60s, you’re still using Facebook

Always feel weird and slightly judged by the guy next to me washing his hands in the public bathroom when I’m there doing my hair.

Underrated: August - Katy Perry playing at the AFL GF - This emoji 🫢 - Tobasco - Alex De Minaur (#6 in 🌏) Overrated: August - Being early at the airport - The singing of happy birthday - South Yarra - Oscar Allen

Make a play at Sam De Koning Carlton FC Offer him 800K, 6 years. Andy Maher Official Andy Lee (Team Andy) Matthew Lappin Dean Rice Thanks JL

Underrated: December - dogs with elite recall - knowing how to make a fire when camping - friends that don’t need a handshake hello Overrated: December - roasting marshmallows - driving a nice car - New Year’s Eve

Obsessed with a new song and listening to it on repeat

‘It’s just the best time of the year’ Been hearing some people say this way too many times throughout the year. You only get one favourite time of the year. Going to be cracking down on this in 2025 because you can’t be doubling down on it and too many people are.

Fair enough reasons to walk quickly - When you’re late to a restaurant reservation - When the green man turns to red crossing the road - Getting out of the pool on a hot day to get to the shaded ground - Post coffee on a walk when your stomach goes - Professional walkers

‘I love coming here, it’s my favourite place to play in the whole world’ 🎾 Think we need to crack down on how many times tennis players can say this during the year. Less unforced error statistics, more favourite places to play receipts

If you ever want to spend time around way too many people, get frustrated looking for a parking spot, buy non essential stuff, argue with your Mrs and just have an all-round bad day — go and hang out at IKEA

No such thing as a strong coffee, just weak men and women

Feb 2025 Underrated: - Sitting in an elite camping chair - Edamame - Flipping your mattress monthly Overrated: - Neat handwriting - S’mores - Teaching your dog to handshake

Group of 5 order coffees Individual orders coffee Barista makes all 5 coffees first Barista should make individual coffee first

Debut playing pickle ball last night. First and last. Certainly a demographic for it but I don’t fit it right now. Glorified badminton. Padel until my knees go ✌🏽

Don’t cry for something that can’t cry for you

March 2025 Overrated: - LinkedIN - Wearing a singlet - Cereal Underrated: - lululemon joggers - Acknowledging when someone lets you in 🚙 - Being prepared

May 2025 Overrated: - Playing mixed netball - Tanya from White Lotus - Eating ice cream from a cone Underrated: - Lip balm - Travelling out of peak season - Brushing teeth on a plane

Don’t understand how people wear Sambas adidas Originals Really wanted to be a consumer but legitimately found them to be the most uncomfortable shoe I’ve ever tried on Anyway, stan smiths were great. Update them and you’ll have yourself a buyer over here.

July: 2025 Overrated - Flowers - Going to sleep with socks on - Treat biscuits some cafes leave on top of your takeaway coffee Underrated - Tracking your daily steps 🚶‍♂️ - The 30-sec ⏩ button that skips ads on podcasts - Asking for slightly less cheese on your pizza 🍕