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One for the sickos here…

Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.

new FanGraphs Baseball: my look at a handful of high-profile players who have struggled through the first month of the season

Rocco Baldelli describing the Twins HR sausage and his concern that it has not been refrigerated

I believe, more than ever, Trump CAN be made to self-destruct. He needs to be chided, insulted, and laughed at. Mocked. His ability to let things go, has always been nil. His threshold for humiliation now, is lower than it's ever been. He's narcissistically battered, seriously…

The hot dogs are the ones that they took off the rollers after they stopped serving following the seventh inning. Game-unused.

Biden only had to beat one challenger, Dean Phillips, to win the 2024 nomination. Back in the real world, some of us had to beat out multiple cousins to inherit our multinational publishing businesses.

by A.G. Sulzberger

In this South Dakota town, it was a tradition: waffle and eggs, a little pheasant hunting, then drag your puppy into a gravel pit and shoot her in the head. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

Wonderful story by Mike Petriello. mlb.com/news/ted-willi…

Just pulled off a time-shifted Seder (to allow for family from both sides to attend), and while my brisket was beautiful, the duck fat potato kugel was the real hit

Finally I can send Yankee Stadium food to my enemies

Abortions not ok, killing a puppy is ok? Perfect GOP VP candidate

'These Ribs Aren't for Dinner, Alas: Bellinger, Casas Both Suffer Fractures' by Jay Jaffe for FanGraphs Baseball: An awkward swing and a collision with an outfield... buff.ly/3QgQusn

I’m proud of this headline

Buy this Onion or we’ll kill this dog

Jay Jaffe You need to make this a new stat. 'His Jaffe Drive Drop-Off is 10%, not bad for this point in the season.'

The assassination of political rivals as an official act.

Understand what the Trump team is arguing for here. Take it seriously and at face value.

This is not a game.

Thomas says presidents in the past have participated in coups, 'yet there have been no prosecutions'??

Is this motherfucker serious? His argument is 'Every president coups, why is mine getting charged?'