Looks like The Brands have found something even worse than 9/11 to tweet about.

Would anyone else love to see David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar, and Gary Cherone sing "Panama?"

i’m really getting my money’s worth on rent this year

A little weirded out and a lot excited to be watching the Magic playing again but dear god these Bojangles commercials are killing me because I love Bojangles and there are no Bojangles in Orlando. Please come back to Orlando, Bojangles!!!

I wrote this!! 💜💜💜💜

The caption is “drunk me thought she could do a backflip” and it kills me

stopped dead in my tracks to take this photo. Have waited my whole life for this.

I always awkwardly struggle to get to the end call button on video calls. So I made this

My new favorite hobby is reading tweets from people opposing the $2,000 stimulus checks and then googling their houses. It never fails.

The song “Night Train” originated as a riff in a Duke Ellington composition (I tell the whole story in my Jazz Standards book)—but it’s safe to say that the Duke never envisioned this.

I swear to god people’s Instagram stories actually look like this

I'm a big fan and supporter of local news but god their websites are horrendous

TURN LIVE VENUES INTO COVID VACCINATION SITES & USE UNION LABOR TO SET IT UP

Prince as birds. A thread.

My timeline is filled with so much Pharaoh Sanders right now which means I have clearly figured out how to make Twitter function correctly.

Just making sure my last post is appropriately solemn and dramatic. ✌️