If they wanted too, THEY. WOULD.

Green, empty fields! We’re delighted to let you know that 99% of tents were taken home again this year. Thank you to every person who packed up & left no trace, it's an inspiring feat, a huge effort and one we appreciate so much. Thanks also to our amazing team of litter pickers.

the sleep after crying my eyes out hits different

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

me trying not to reveal the surprise or the gift i'm going to give someone in advance

she’s a 10 but unbuttons her pants after she eats

Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.

me waiting for a forehead kiss

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

Let’s gooo, glasto ‘23 🎉🍻 kei.eth

friend: come on it’s not even cold me:

"why y'all clapping at 3AM?"

When you don't remember where you parked your car

FENCE! #Glastonbury

#Glastonbury #Glastonbury2024

What Three Words for Glastonbury this evening... IT'S.FUCKING.FREEZING