I can’t help the things that I do.. #beyourself

Should Jared Fink get a motorcycle

Recently we’ve been working with Murdock on not biting with his razor-blade like teeth. Today, he didn’t bite me. Instead, he yawned at the exact time I looked down, allowing his tooth to slide directly between my eyeball and my eyelid. He will always find a way to bring me pain.

People, this video is really important.

He really punched his QB in the face to celebrate the TD 🤜

Learned the trick guys.. eat some trail mix, throw bombs. Easy as that! Right, Spencer Rattler?

We just registered at Bed Bath and Beyond and are now headed to Target! Side note: Whoever buys this Ice Cream maker will be my favorite.

Constantly asking God to make sure that my chicken/duck is cooked all the way through. Cooking is tough, but He is good!

#CinemaSpringAffair

what in appreciation

@Ben_Burke10 what??

@Ben_Burke10 this can't be happening..

My reaction waking up Easter morning. Thankful for the resurrection!

We're getting close! June 11th can't get here fast enough! I may be getting a little impatient. So pumped to marry this girl.

Congrats Blaine Whitson of Oklahoma Baptist University, Men's Track & Field - Track Student-Athlete of the Week! ow.ly/3mme30bM4XH

Congrats to Will and Morgan Engle! Couldn't be happier for two of my best friends. Love you, guys!

Hypothetically speaking, if you accidentally let a cat in your apartment, where do you think it would hide?

Want to use two coupons during one visit? Easy. Send your wife inside for one transaction, go through the drive through for the other. 😎

#thatsmypresident David W. Whitlock

When I woke up this morning Em told me I had been sleep talking again. Usually, she tells me that when I sleep talk I make her feel crazy. Instead, this morning she simply shouted, “I’m not stupid, you’re stupid, Nemo!” So close.. 😂