✅ 1st TCS London Marathon done 🏅 Second-ever marathon (NYC ‘16) ⏱ 4:11:17 🏃‍♂️ 36 mins knocked off the PB 🦵 No longer sure my legs exist? 😫 Pain. Everything is pain 👏 Amazing volunteers & supporters 0️⃣ Same amount of #LondonMarathon wins as Mo Farah 🍕 Please.

Martinez sounds like Barney from The Simpsons 🤣🤣

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

This is the best FUCK OFFFFFFF ever recorded

A 19 year old doing 3 Maradona spins then sticking it on a 16 year olds head to go 5 nil up against the favourites in the league is outrageous 🤣

Tories SMASHED in Tamworth and Mid Bedfordshire by-elections. (And I feel fine)

I just saw someone saying “not matthew perry, chandler Bing was my friend when I didn’t feel like I have any” and that sums it up perfectly.  You made me laugh when i needed it the most,  Friends was my comfort on those dark days  But Chandler you were everything......

Top shithousing from SNP leader Stephen Flynn #pmqs

Ironic that the 2 mannequins in there that haven’t got the Saudi shirt on have been beheaded

I didn't understand how people could admit to committing crimes they didn't do until I watched Brian on tonight's episode of #TheTraitors

FTM

When he’s older he’ll look like Alan Brazil

Michael Beale: “you’re letting me go?!?” Sunderland: “bealey, some fans love losing football games, we don’t know, we don’t wanna know. Frankly it’s a fanbase we could do without” “So that’s it, after 2 months, so long and good luck?” “I don’t recall saying good luck”

Lad my mortgage has gone up £400 a month and the gas and electricity up £250 a month up. You are the ones who have broke us not some lad with a Palestine flag, now fuck off

that’s exactly how the Lisan Al Gaib would drink a beer

I SAID IT BEFORE AND IM GONNA SAY IT AGAIN CROWN THE FUCKING WITCH!! 🇮🇪🫶🏻 #Eurovision2024 #Eurovision

Superhero Frank Lebeouf must have been shitting it coming after Ireland

nothing will prepare you for how big the coffee mug at the end of this clip is