How many times are Steve players gonna have to win their “one losing matchup” for people to admit that Steve loses no matchups

Lost 2 game 3 last stock last hit sets to people seeded above me to underplace my seed at uoft today. One was to a waft that sent the wrong way and the other was to a misinput. I then lost $10 in randubs and walked outside to find my bike was stolen. Fuck my life

I feel like this looks absurd but I feel like percentage wise it’s actually lower than usual for Steve. I feel like I’m used to seeing top 64 character comps with 6 Steves

DK, Olimar, Wolf, Steve

In bracket and in no particular order Grimturtle Ween Lars Bachira Acgamer

Wario Steve: -1.5 Sonic: -2 Snake: -1 G&W: -1 ROB: +.5 (but the rob mains seem to think it’s even or winning for rob) Yeah this character is buns Also is you extend it a little you get Aegis: -1.5 Kazuya: -1

Ike Smasher Jutturna Radioinactive (if I’m losing) Burst

Hunter X Hunter is so good that it has me reconsidering my lifelong anti-weeb stance

Beatybean is one of the best people I've met in smash PERIOD

FML

Wario Brawler Luigi Bayonetta PT

Fucked around and finished the roster

God I hate wifi. I get on elite and in sequence I fight Steve, Luigi, Banjo, Steve and then a sephiroth with stage hazards off any stages. I hate this game sometimes icl

smash ultimate is so lame because you have a character who just shits out damage whenever he wants, especially after achieving his win con, also stupid broken ledge planking and stalling forever offstage like why is it allowed Fuck Wii fit trainer, pic unrelated

I raise you

the effect tall women have on me needs to be studied 🥴

Genuinely how does wario do anything to Kirby lol

You ever just leave your house at 11pm and walk for 3 straight hours

Sonic, terry, hero, sora and game and watch good lord

Just deleted my hollow knight save file with 100 hours by accident. I never beat pantheon 5. I might take my own life