Sat in traffic on the M4, not surprising with the amount of people with no lights on. #turnyourlightson

For those who still think that Steven is an actor in a noodle ad, I filmed this... youtu.be/AqAqhaa0DhE

Settling down to watch Derren Brown's #Apocalypse #Excited

Christopher Maloney gets Bitty off his Nan .... Pass it on... #XFactor

Poor Alan struggled to grow a beard for Movember...so his kind mates helped him out! #NightclubFAILS

So the boss leaves me at stores to wait for a delivery. Cunt! My toes and fingers feel like they could fall off any minute! #iwanttobeinbed

Some girl's phone just rang at the clinic. Loud Sex On Fire ringtone. Has no idea who I am. #Golden

@richard5464 Dave Duncan did make my eyes water a little... Didn't suffer as much as Dave though #justsaying

@richard5464 overkill

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New album #MechanicalBull out Sept. 24! instagram.com/p/bB9cU7m1Ci/

Some weird dude photo bombed us, out of nowhere, on the red carpet tonight. No idea who he was. I… instagram.com/p/gj3fFomYl5/

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Farm Animals Puzzle itunes.apple.com/us/app/saw-jig…

Farm Animals Puzzle itunes.apple.com/us/app/saw-jig…

Cheers then O2, text me at 3pm and at 5pm try to use it and this happens... #fail

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BAD KID STEALS GIANT MCDONALD'S HAPPY MEAL FROM SISTER'S ROOM! Gumball M...mii youtube.com/watch?v=At_17B…