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James Kafka

@james_kafka

Fantasy, Action, Adventure Author, ret. U. S. Air Force, ret. Football Coach, Polish
If you don't see me, I'm not there. pellmellx10.blogspot.com

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I can't believe today is the day! This is now my 4th launch, and for the first time I truly feel content with where I am as an author. Thank you everyone who has supported these books and myself. You're true heroes. Today is about pure celebration. Let's get it, my friends 🤝

I can't believe today is the day!

This is now my 4th launch, and for the first time I truly feel content with where I am as an author.

Thank you everyone who has supported these books and myself. You're true heroes.

Today is about pure celebration. Let's get it, my friends 🤝
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Imagine if you will - a guy with a voice that sounds like a frog that's about to croak, telling a scary story. pellmellx10.blogspot.com/2025/10/a-hall…

Imagine if you will - a guy with a voice that sounds like a frog that's about to croak, telling a scary story.
pellmellx10.blogspot.com/2025/10/a-hall…
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My 1st book is currently ranked #4,013,610 in sales. My 2nd book,...um, a, Amazon stopped ranking it, the number was to big. My 3rd book is ranked #3,901,716. Tolkien, Martin, Sapkowski, and Kafka - Legendary writers. I'm killing my 1st name. I'm just Kafka now. 😅

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Imagine if you will,...you're in a bar with Tolstoy and his buddies and he profoundly says, "The two most powerful warriors are patience and time." One of the guys in the group says, "Dude, I saw that same quote on the bathroom wall when I was pissing."

Imagine if you will,...you're in a bar with Tolstoy and his buddies and he profoundly says, "The two most powerful warriors are patience and time."   
One of the guys in the group says, "Dude, I saw that same quote on the bathroom wall when I was pissing."
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After I published my fantasy trilogy, I promised to donate every penny I make to the food pantry that feeds the homeless. $5.50 after 13 years. Good thing they weren't counting on me. 🙄

After I published my fantasy trilogy, I promised to donate every penny I make to the food pantry that feeds the homeless. 
$5.50 after 13 years. Good thing they weren't counting on me. 🙄
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Fortress of Imagination: Getting to Know Us. pellmellx10.blogspot.com/2023/09/gettin… My best friend, I do it all for him. #writing

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Fortress of Imagination: Naturally Indigenous pellmellx10.blogspot.com/2025/05/natura… A good day for this discussion, or not. #writing

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My wife wanted a career. I said go for it, and I'll be a stay-at home-dad (4 kids - 3-4-6 and 7 years old.) Easiest job I ever had. I raised kids during the day, worked at night. 46 years later, zero regrets. Best time of my life.

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Haven't sold a book since the Romans walked. I did chop wood for the winter. 68 and still chopping like a chopper should. Turn on the news and see able-bodied young men protesting and naked bike riders. *sigh* "Honey, I'm gonna chop wood naked tomorrow." Wife: "No!" "Okay" 😠

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Explorer of Expressive Sovereignty He was lost, but a chorus of words saved his soul. He was the dreamer, who resided in the Fortress of Imagination.

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Today, the old guy on the porch told me, "There ain't a fly on the planet that won't land on a pile of cow crap." Me: And your point? OG: Just because everyone is doing it, don't mean you gotta do it. Me: I agree OG: Good, now go create your own crap.

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I have always admired Tolkien's work. But, I disliked the world being called, 'Middle Earth.' I've read several fantasy books that use the word, 'Earth.' Earth is not generic, it's specific. There might be Earth - like planets, but they won't be called Earth.

I have always admired Tolkien's work.
But, I disliked the world being called, 'Middle Earth.'
I've read several fantasy books that use the word, 'Earth.'
Earth is not generic, it's specific.
There might be Earth - like planets, but they won't be called Earth.
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Fortress of Imagination: Sound of Silence pellmellx10.blogspot.com/2022/11/sound-… Drawing a picture with words is nice, but if it takes an entire paragraph, it's just page filler or great literature vomit for the critics.

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Fantasy - the faculty or activity of imagining things, especially things that are impossible or improbable. Fantasy writers of fantastical worlds, do you use Earth time, weeks or months? "I'll be back in 10 minutes." Do your characters have a watch?

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No one would want to sit with me, therefore I would not ask, saving them from fabricating a meaningless rejection. It is better to be alone, then with someone who does not want be at your side.

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The Fire Witch defeated the hero and ignited the age of a thousand sorrows. Flaming, white rocks rained down from the sky. The dead rose from their graves. The Fire Witch set her gaze upon the fallen hero and with a strident voice said, . . .⬇️