Breakfast creates strong men. Strong men cook breakfast. Breakfast creates strong men

That's what Marty Supreme 2 is for

Get Brandon McANUS and Matt LaHitler off my team THANK YOU

I take it all back. Fire that terrorist

Jordan Love tonight: 4 TD - 0 INT / 0-1 record Tom Brady in the 2001 & 2018 playoffs combined: 3 TD - 4 INT / 6-0 record

Everywhere will be part of the Midwest one day inshallah 🙏 exept ohio

I need someone on the Diamondbacks to do ts to the Dodgers on opening day 😭🙏

I don't care what the rules say, that bills wr simply got beasted on by the defender and it is therefore an interception. Maybe he was technically downed but idc letting him rip the ball out your hands is bitch behavior and should not be rewarded as a catch

this wokeness meter checks out because defensive backs understand systemic injustice while special teams players live off government handouts and orient their politics around resentment of their low social status

I'd definitely put the James Bond theme first in my competitive shrimp eating playlist

As a man, you need to be wearing a watch, but it absolutely can not be digital, unless you can run very fast and wear track suits, in which case you should ideally wear both a digital and an analog watch